Imagine if it were you. Flying along. Minding your own business, wondering when you'll find your next dog poo or half eaten hamburger... mmmmm dog poo.......
Then bzzzt! And you're stuck.
I'd certainly be surprised.
All those eyes, and I still didn't see it coming.
Perhaps it was a waistline issue.
Too much dog poo and burgers... a moment on the lips, a life time on the hips. How embarrassing.
